90% of the time I just wanna go home.
(Source: mellliiiisssaa)
what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?
We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want
That’s impressive pickpocketing.
(Source: arianagrandgay)
So fat!
I’m just going to let him keep replying to himself 😂
I’m gunna eat a whole bottle of flinstones vitamins and astral project to mcdonalds to order a fourth dimensional mcflurry and cry in the mcbathroom
(Source: chrissongzzz)
May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
can’t pass up this kinda karma
and in your size
Important ^
queen of getting her hopes up
(Source: marvva)
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
(Source: distinguishedbaloney)
This added 36 hours to my life.
“He stared at her and she could see the universe in his eyes. She hoped that he saw some in hers too.”
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